Credit crunch

Here in Uhamfa our banking system is going from strength to strength. Despite the so called credit crunch my banking balance continues to rise, and I'm sure that the same can be said for one or two of you too.

We have not had to bail out the banks with lots of your hard earned tax paying money, this due largely to the fact that the banks nationalised already, and they been doing a healthy trade.

We don't need to worry about our banks lending to other banks to keep the economy going as our policy of having just one bank is working fine. To help the economy grow we now offering wonderful start up loans with interest running as low as 150%.

So get down to the banks now take out your share of our countries wealth and have fun spending it at government authorised outlets.