Aid Workers Welcome

After the unfortunate business of the sporadic fighting in the western areas of our great land foreign aid agencies have been cuing up to help the innocent president loving civilians who listened to our sympathetic, compassionate military men sent to the region to relocate their friends and families for the greater good.

As you know I am always willing to help my fellow country men and have set up the Ifi Ettayakino foundation for collecting foreign aid monies and distributing this wealth to the people who need it the most.

Never fear my good people that your leader has everything under control and his best interests at heart.

Credit crunch

Here in Uhamfa our banking system is going from strength to strength. Despite the so called credit crunch my banking balance continues to rise, and I'm sure that the same can be said for one or two of you too.

We have not had to bail out the banks with lots of your hard earned tax paying money, this due largely to the fact that the banks nationalised already, and they been doing a healthy trade.

We don't need to worry about our banks lending to other banks to keep the economy going as our policy of having just one bank is working fine. To help the economy grow we now offering wonderful start up loans with interest running as low as 150%.

So get down to the banks now take out your share of our countries wealth and have fun spending it at government authorised outlets.

This Pirating Business

I don't know what all the fuss about with these pirate business. These law full tax paying citizens of our wonderful nation are sitting on a large oil reserve that they willing to sell back to the west for a small profit, that they intend to spend on local humanitarian projects.

They were welcomed aboard the ship by the crew and were invited to join the captain himself no less for tea and biscuits.

For the hard working these men put into their trade the country of Uhamfa salutes you.